Reckless Endangerment

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:03:11 -0400

did-you-kno:

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Tue, 14 May 2013 09:13:14 -0400

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Another reason to fucking hate pigeons 😒

fuckyeahhotactress: Kristen Wiig, photographed by Mary Ellen...

Mon, 13 May 2013 09:39:50 -0400

fuckyeahhotactress:

Kristen Wiig, photographed by Mary Ellen Matthews for SNL

Love this shirt I need to lose a lol more weight so I can rock...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:47:48 -0400

Love this shirt I need to lose a lol more weight so I can rock it lol

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Sat, 11 May 2013 10:04:11 -0400

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Sun, 05 May 2013 18:49:12 -0400

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

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Sun, 05 May 2013 18:43:02 -0400

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“Ah, that unique lady. She’s the original, and there are no...

Sat, 04 May 2013 18:06:16 -0400

“Ah, that unique lady. She’s the original, and there are no more examples, and there never will be.”

Happy birthday Audrey! ❤ (May 4th, 1929 - January 20th, 1993)

1-800-mybutthole:

Sat, 04 May 2013 18:04:30 -0400

1-800-mybutthole:

c-alifornicationn: notsoinnocentalchemist: trytoswimtostayfloat...

Sat, 04 May 2013 17:52:52 -0400

c-alifornicationn:

notsoinnocentalchemist:

trytoswimtostayfloat:

stay-ocean-minded:

honorized:

dreamsof-paradise:

Every single person needs to reblog this. No, it will not ruin your blog, it will make it a million times better.

So much respect. And sadness. He’s trying so hard to stay strong.

i’m tearing :/

wow

No, no, this is horrible. You see, the flag will go to the husband or wife of the deceased soldier as next of kin. This flag is going to the son.

Both of his parents are gone.

im crying this is so sad

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Sat, 04 May 2013 10:05:46 -0400

teenagegaywad:

theodorepython:

coyotescorner:

peculiaraura:

itscandidlycaratempurl:

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome

And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

Well that escalated quickly

All of them were shot and killed for wanting peace.

Sat, 04 May 2013 10:03:03 -0400

All of them were shot and killed for wanting peace.

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Fri, 03 May 2013 15:51:54 -0400

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comboreversal: puffpuffpeace: baby baby baby This literally...

Wed, 01 May 2013 15:31:12 -0400

comboreversal:

puffpuffpeace:

baby baby baby

This literally just crushed me.

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:24:05 -0400

fuckyeahragetoons: i need this shirt

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 11:23:07 -0400

fuckyeahragetoons:

i need this shirt

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 11:21:36 -0400

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 09:44:55 -0400

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The way she says this line 👌

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 00:59:43 -0400

theawesomebritishprussian: death-by-lulz: IT’S THE “AGED...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 00:40:05 -0400

theawesomebritishprussian:

death-by-lulz:

IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

They actually did it, too.

This is too cute for words

I love my country